stephanie

fashionotwords:

officialdogblog:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

I’m laying in bed when I should be doing work right now…

(Source: circumcisions, via melaniemaria)

WHEN MY MOM TRIES TO CALL ME DURING FINALS WEEK

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

AND THEN I’M LIKE:

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darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

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rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

(Source: glial, via isaisbored)

When I finally get paid

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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